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The Hoff naked and some puppies

Posted in Random Links by tino on the August 2nd, 2006

VIDEO: Danny Tanner is a fucking genius

Posted in Random Links by tino on the April 7th, 2006

This is what I’ve been waiting for …

who is the ad-wizard who came up with this one?

Posted in Random Links by tino on the April 5th, 2006

I’ve been debating whether to post this. No matter how wrong this seems I figured “Eh, why not?”

VIDEO: Learn to Disco

Posted in Random Links by tino on the March 28th, 2006


VIDEO: What kind of fucking news story is this? Have people lost their fucking minds? … Yes

Posted in Random Links by tino on the March 27th, 2006


Tino’s Fruit Stand

Posted in Random Links by tino on the March 27th, 2006

VIDEO: New Eagles of Death Metal

Posted in Random Links by tino on the March 21st, 2006

directed by Akiva from The Lonely Island.

10,000 Days: CD Artwork

Posted in Random Links by tino on the March 21st, 2006

i’m rollin’ in a uhaul, bitch

Posted in Random Links by tino on the March 20th, 2006

something i saw in passing …

Posted in Random Links by tino on the March 20th, 2006

Track Listing for Tool’s “10,000 Days”

Posted in Random Links by tino on the March 10th, 2006

(from toolband.com)
Here’s the track listing for the new TOOL ALBUM entitled 10,000 DAYS set to be released on MAY 2nd, 2006.

Vicarious
Jambi
Wings For Marie (Pt 1)
10,000 Days (Wings Pt 2)
The Pot
Lipan Conjuring
Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann)
Rosetta Stoned
Intension
Right In Two
Viginti Tres

Tool’s New Album: “10,000 Days”

Posted in Random Links by tino on the March 4th, 2006

Yes that’s right, “10,000 Days” is the official title for Tool’s new album, coming out this summer (2006). Tool’s official website previously posted the official title, but quickly removed it.

No official release date, track listing, or album artwork has been released as of yet, although the album artwork and CD are being pressed as we speak. Looking forward to it!

AUDIO: some automotive work went bad

Posted in Video by tino on the February 23rd, 2006

Dan Reitberg is at a bar, eating wings

Posted in Random Links by tino on the February 16th, 2006

VIDEO: Chuck Norris doesn’t have the Aids, but he’s giving it away nonetheless

Posted in Random Links by tino on the February 10th, 2006

VIDEO: you’re not the king of the jews

Posted in Random Links by tino on the February 10th, 2006

David Hasselhoff devours a googleplex of small children

Posted in Random Links by tino on the February 10th, 2006

Actually, he doesn’t … or does he? The imagery and video below might help you make your decision. We know that he drinks Pepsi though (ewww)

VIDEO >


- David Hasselhoff is the Anti-Christ
- Download a very hetrosexual desktop photo

I can’t help but put this up again >

Winnebago Man

Posted in Random Links by tino on the February 10th, 2006

this is absolutely hiliarious.
screenshot coming soon.

MUSIC: New Chromeo Mix Album

Posted in Music by tino on the February 3rd, 2006

VIDEO: Broke Mac Mountain

Posted in Video by tino on the February 3rd, 2006

Awesome Brokeback Mountain spoof.

VIDEO: dancing granny #1

Posted in Video by tino on the February 2nd, 2006

You all know I love to see videos of old ladys dancing to hip-hoppenin’ grooves of the present day. Enjoy!

Wake up with the KING (revisited)

Posted in Random Links by tino on the February 2nd, 2006

So as you all might have read (or not … damn illiterates), my blog was destroyed by ValueWeb (don’t ever patronize this establishment). I was able to recover some of my old content from archive.org. This is a fabulous site that archives over 40 billion web pages.

I thought I’d post a little something about the current state of the burger monarchy, as I once did.

Here it is then, pimp my burger. (takes you to Burger King Germany).

UPDATE: I guess it’s no longer “pimp” oriented (bummer). Now they have “Nicht Nur Für Cowboys: Rodeo BBQ (mit onion rings und bbq sauce).“Now for Cowboys!” … have you ever seen a German Cowboy?

And here’s the stuff from my old blog.

Apparently, “pimpmyburger.com” takes you to the German Burger King Website. Is Burger King a German company? And are these pimps from Germany? From the looks of them I would say indeed.

“Hunger auf mehr? Hol dir eienen Gutshein und spare bei deinem nächsten BURDER KING Besuch!” Wanna know what it means, look it up.

Wake up with this, bitches.

VIDEO: Some Freaky-Ass Japanese Spiderman Video

Posted in Video by tino on the February 2nd, 2006

A wonderfully entertaining video sent in by Yulius (thanks Y).

VIDEO: SNL’s Young Chuck Norris (hilarious)

Posted in Video by tino on the February 2nd, 2006

You might have seen this video on SNL a couple of weeks ago (I didn’t). The Lonely Island guys were a great addition to the SNL team indeed.

VIDEO: keep smoking, kids

Posted in Video by tino on the January 31st, 2006

Yet another video we did during high school. The “Outtakes” are especially hilarious …

VIDEO: at the motel …. (holy crap)

Posted in Video by tino on the January 31st, 2006

Waaaay back in high school (probably 1991/1992) myself and others took part in an outing that involved a stay over in a “Motel 8″. Being the freaks that we were back then, this is what came to be …

WARNING: you are about to see some really strange stuff — lots of it is hilarious, some is off-color, and some is a little embarrasing —- of course

Check out the video.

crazy toys!! crazy toys!!

Posted in Random Links by tino on the January 31st, 2006

these are my kind of toys.

happy (30th) birthday to me

Posted in Random Links by tino on the January 30th, 2006

no my birthday isn’t today (was jan.24), but i posted this last year on my 29th birthday

my fear of mustard and pickles is ruining my life

Posted in Random Links by tino on the January 30th, 2006

yeah —

i want to sit on people for a living

Posted in Random Links by tino on the January 30th, 2006

don’t ask me

VIDEO: (i’m just as confused as you are)

Posted in Video by tino on the January 30th, 2006

i don’t even know what this is.

VIDEO: retro tetris commercial

Posted in Video by tino on the January 30th, 2006

did the world really produce this kind of commercial? i never remember our civilization putting out this kind of crap. :}

Super Greg

Posted in Random Links by tino on the January 30th, 2006

On my original blog back in March 2005, I posted this.

talk to the meat, tino

Posted in Random Links by tino on the January 29th, 2006

talk to da hand, cause da grill don’t undastand.
welcome to my new public journal of meat